"I never fucking said that"
I was really disappointed when I came across your personal tumblr/insta. I'd seen a lot of pictures of your face before and you gave off this gorgeous, mysterious, magical girl aura. But actually you're the opposite - I've seen your ass a trillion times; it turns out you're just another basic Internet faux-model. I've seen all of you, you've exposed yourself thoroughly, and now all interest is lost. Oh well. You're still pretty I guess